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Our conversations went like this. Hey Jeff, do you send dick pics often? Yes, but rarely in response to [a Tinder profile].
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But I also know that my dick isn't gross or tiny. So it's not like it's gonna be an awful shock. I have got laid after sending to someone who I'd only met once and they'd never seen it IRL.
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